{"product_id":"smoking-nun-t-shirt-funny-dark-humor-religious-portrait-tee","title":"Smoking Nun T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Religious Portrait Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA shirt for people who enjoy causing mild confusion in public. Featuring a black and white portrait of an elderly nun casually lighting up like she just got off a double shift at the Vatican, this tee sits somewhere between \"holy figure\" and \"absolute menace.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"dd43178c-b360-42e1-ba33-37924df89186\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eThe relaxed classic fit and soft midweight cotton keeps it comfortable whether you're touching grass, doomscrolling, or explaining to strangers that \"no, there isn't a deeper meaning.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"957\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for people with broken humor, questionable taste, and a talent for making grandparents stare in public. Wear responsibly. Or don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for comfortable, durable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, strong fabric knit tubularly to eliminate side seams and reduce waste\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail prints using DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53964982485325,"sku":"76130196532251614559","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53964982518093,"sku":"29593680414674427639","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53964982550861,"sku":"25332821374622085531","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53964982583629,"sku":"40418699595602509513","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53964982616397,"sku":"31946462615103639267","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53964982649165,"sku":"17319673312452430149","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53964982681933,"sku":"76557107381924589136","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53964982714701,"sku":"33546598723681199121","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53964982747469,"sku":"23229137917038812543","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53964982780237,"sku":"28540063826126258364","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53964982813005,"sku":"23258870823408674370","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53964982845773,"sku":"96427955142927993085","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53964982878541,"sku":"15631059252064339912","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53964982911309,"sku":"58954087165311912299","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53964982944077,"sku":"33127018145391771508","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53964982976845,"sku":"11028151431456850263","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/5529\/3261\/files\/20260522184522-1f1560e6-3973-6f6e-95e4-a289fbcdfce8.png?v=1780336950","url":"https:\/\/itseemedfunny.com\/products\/smoking-nun-t-shirt-funny-dark-humor-religious-portrait-tee","provider":"ItSeemedFunny","version":"1.0","type":"link"}